What to say?

A husband and his wife go out to a company dinner. They sit across from each other. The dinner is a little boring. The husband feels somebody’s legs against his, and he figures it is his wife. He takes off his shoes, puts his feet on the floor and the other person already has shoes off. The play with each others’ feet like this until the dinner is over and they have to go.
They hold hands on the way out, and he opens the car door for her, and goes around to get in the car. Before he drives off, he asks his wife where she would like the heat – on the side, down, or off. The wife sweetly responds that she would prefer the air to go down because her feet were cold. She continues to say that she had them tagged under her chair during the whole dinner. It was warmer under the chair than under the table.
The husband, mouth agape, squints. The wife, chuckling, leans over and kisses him. They drive off.

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